Animorphs Anonymous

Episode 44: We discuss The Unexpected

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie yells 'Walk a mile in someone else's moccasins'!, Alex yells 'Vas is das'?!, and we are both horrified about people farting in airplanes.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Emergency Transmission: We discuss The Graphic Novel

Kaycie and Alex are back again for the first time with an EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION.
We have to talk about the graphic novel - stat! It was announced this week that Chris Grine is the artist and alongside that announcement 4 pages of sneak peak were revealed and we go art school on them.
Join us for the first emergency broadcast as we discuss The Graphic Novel of The Invasion. 

Episode 43: We discuss The Test

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie finds out about the Russian cocaine bear, Alex screams 'it's a new and improved formula!', and we both make a list of threatening foods.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 42: We discuss The Journey

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie jumps to the worst possible conclusion. Alex yells 'It just didn't work out man!' and we both spend a lot of time positing on how to drive a Barbie jeep.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Alternamorphs 2: We discuss The Next Passage

Happy holidays from Animorphs Anonymous! Welcome to the alternate universe where we double the amount of hosts!
Kaycie accuses Cassie of beefing it, Drew decides to send a letter back to the year 2000, David confidently says press B to become horse meat, and Alex finds out about Tootsie pop lore. 
Many thanks to our alternahosts Drew and David for choosing to record with us!Join us on the first and fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 41: We discuss The Familiar

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie screams fuck off, Alex says she likes that the Yeerks are just normal people, and we both love the children's choirs rendition of Down with the Sickness.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Megamorphs 4: Back to Before

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Myisha to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie refers to the Ellimist as that Dumbledore motherfucker, Alex insists Myisha would be great at shark wrangling for no reason, and Myisha shares her program to improve the sharing. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 40: We discuss The Other

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is extremely disappointed in Aximili, Alex learns about tropes and expands her knowledge, and we both are absolutely in love with Gafinilan and Mertil.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 39: We discuss The Hidden

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie loses her shit over the spider-man meme, Alex once again talks about Free Willy, and we both decide that it was plausible they correctly transported that buffalo despite original doubts. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 38: We discuss The Arrival

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie admits her fear of the fandom, Alex asserts Ax's arms are only good for hugging, and we both once again drag a musical number into this podcast. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 37: We discuss The Weakness

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie enjoys Ax quoting the teletubbies, Alex's bird gives his opinion on this book, and we both hate that the judge was named Sallie Forensic- what is this a kids book??Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 36: We discuss The Mutation

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is confused about what is happening, Alex writes her dissertation, and we both go on a long tangent about whales in captivity. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Visser: We discuss Part 2

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Myisha to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie come up with another new hit song, Alex says you can have it all ladies! And Myisha has seen the beginning of Daria. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Visser: We discuss Part 1

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Myisha to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie wishes serial killers were less ambitious, Alex loves that Star Trek almost ruined the Yeerk invasion, and Myisha is creeped out by the back of this book which she has had for years but didn't realize there was a sticker on it covering the creepy stalk eye thing it's got going on. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 35: We discuss The Proposal

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie asks for a t-shirt that says 'sad dad', Alex accuses Bob Ross of being a serial killer, and we both discuss Toupee's.Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 34: We discuss The Prophecy

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie predicts everything that happens, Alex is bored out of her mind, and we both end up developing a girl crush on Cassie.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 33: We discuss The Illusion

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie remembers the time Hunchback of Notre Dame hurt her, Alex explains how middle school dances work, and we both loose it over a trash kite. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 32: We discuss The Separation

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie yells 'Yeah, like for sure! Like totally!', Alex yells 'Fuck you ! For sure! Like Totally', and we both hate the word Daddy. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 31: We discuss The Conspiracy

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie announces our podcast is now about history, Alex accuses Jake of mansplaining, and we both try to figure out how a whale fits in a lake. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 30: We discuss The Reunion

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie finds out there's animorphs toys, Alex helps rate a gyro, we both agree to a new AA hashtag #jellydonutproblems.Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Megamorphs 3: Elfangor's Secret

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Shannon to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie thinks no one puts Rachel in a corner, Alex admits she would leave a baby at a Ren faire, and Shannon educates us about grenades. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 29: We discuss The Sickness

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie wants you to get up, Alex wants you to get down, and we both get down with the sickness.Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 28: We discuss The Experiment

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie tells us to put the beanie babies in the prenup! Alex inexplicably talks about Herbie the love bug, and we both discuss Kaycie's retirement plan which hinges on a Mew card. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 27: We discuss The Exposed

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie asserts opinions about penises, Alex loves the conjecture about 20 thousand somethings under the somethings, and we both adore the extremely polite Pemalite ship. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 26: We discuss The Attack

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie gets protective of her boy Ax,  Alex has a vendetta against Fran Drescher, and we both forgot what we asked you for...Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 25: We discuss The Extreme

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie says they done Ax dirty, Alex thinks Visser 3 is the daintiest boy, and we both want to hear more about Erek and Beethoven. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 24: We discuss The Suspicion

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie has a great time, Alex gets irrationally angry about lawn art, and we both think Cassie and Jake were adorable. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 23: We discuss The Pretender

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission we ask Oh what's in a name? Kaycie gets down to business to defeat the huns, and Alex walks us through a tale as old as time. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Hork-Bajir Chronicles: We discuss Part 2

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Joy to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie loses respect for Andalites, Joy weaponizes Chinese finger traps, and Alex sympathizes with the Yeerks, again. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous

Hork-Bajir Chronicles: We discuss Part 1

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Joy to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie makes the greatest jokes, Alex kind of cheers for the Yeerks, and Joy brings us the most logic and reason we have ever had on this podcast.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Alternamorphs 1: We discuss The First Journey

Happy holidays from Animorphs Anonymous! Welcome to the alternate universe where we double the amount of hosts and Kaycie and Alex find out that our friends are way funnier than we are, we get exceedingly upset about sloths, and a new movie is born- Honey, I shrunk my time travelling wife who bought a zoo.  Many thanks to our alternahosts Lilly and Marisa for choosing to record with us!Join us on the first and fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 22: We discuss The Solution

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is upset, Alex is upset, we both are upset about David- but not our friend David who is great. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 21: We discuss The Threat

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie agrees David is a fuckwit, Alex asserts only shitty people are naked, and we both are confused about Matt's favorite movie being the last samurai. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 20: We discuss The Discovery

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Alex says David is the quintessential asshat, Kaycie finds the most victimized character in the book (David's bed), and we both do not like David. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 19: We discuss The Departure

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie stresses your actions have consequences, Alex says it's inktober not lietober, and we both think Karen is out of her mind. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Megamorphs 2: In the Time of the Dinosaurs

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Drew (Of Superboy podcast fame) to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is a vegetarian hacker, Drew winds up in a tree and pukes in the car, and Alex doesn't endorse your park.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 18: We discuss The Decision

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie neglects her need to go to a mall,  Alex wants to eat sandwich, and we both want to get cinnamon buns. AGAIN. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 17: We discuss The Underground

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie meets Shaq, Alex apologizes to Marisa once again for spoling Orange is the new black, and we both seranade you with 90s jams. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 16: We discuss The Warning

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission. On this mission Kaycie thinks touching a toilet with your legs is disgusting, Alex gets mad about in flight food, and we both marvel at K.A Applegate's writing.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 15: We discuss The Escape

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie demands we put a seagull in a wind tunnel, Alex thinks Joey the dolphin is going to murder all the other dolphins, and we both want to watch Deep Blue Sea on Netflix.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 14: We discuss The Unknown

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie talks about her moms pants, Alex complains about horses, and Alex also complains about horses.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 13: We discuss The Change

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie cries about Tobias, Alex cries about K.A Applegate, and we both cry over Hork-Bajir.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Andalite Chronicles: Elfangors Journey Part 2

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Stephanie to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie swears to avenge Alex, Alex delivers her hirac delest, and Stephanie talks about alien sex. A lot.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Andalite Chronicles:Elfangors Journey Part 1

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Stephanie to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie talks about Lebron James, Alex bit someone over a peanut butter rice cake, and Stephanie tells us how she rescheduled her college final to meet Michael Grant. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 12: We discuss The Reaction

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie talks about 90s bands, Alex insists we don't do anything stupid, and we both fall for the good old 'look over there!' trick.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 11: We discuss The Forgotten

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie plays YuGiOh alone, Alex believes in the power of friendship, and we both hate square dancing.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 10: We discuss The Android

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is very concerned about Marcos haircut, Alex badly explains Z space, and we both decide our favorite dog noises (boof). Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 9: We discuss The Secret

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie talks about baby skunks, Alex also talks about baby skunks, and we both sing to you a terrible version of a Hamilton song. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 8: We discuss The Alien

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie wants chili, Alex talks about corn bread, and we both think that 'totally wierding you out' is a compliment. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Megamorphs 1: The Andalites Gift

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Jeremiah to discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Jeremiah properly doses Frontline, Alex can't tell time or direction, and Kaycie looses her mind. Twice. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.