Animorphs Anonymous

Episode 1 (Again!): We discuss The Invasion (Again!)

Kaycie and Alex casually discuss the Animorphs.
In this episode Kaycie reaffirms her love of using blankets to subdue teens. Alex babbles on about what a KASU is nonsensically. We both really miss Aximili. 
Join us on the first and the fifteenth of every month for new episodes. 

Episode Q&A: We discuss your questions!

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss your questions about us discussing the Animorphs.
On this mission we asked you dear listeners to ask us questions and DID YOU DELIVER! We spend a really freaking long time talking some more nonsense about Animorphs and this is all your fault! We blame you and we thank you. 
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 54: We discuss the Beginning

Kaycie and Alex are back and for once not so casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission we wade together through the darkest moments, we reminisce over the moments of joy, and together we wrap up the book series.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 53: We discuss The Answer

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Alex thinks we should put Rachel in charge, Kaycie thinks we absolutely should not put Rachel in charge, and we both are not ok.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Emergency Transmission: We discuss The Movie

Kaycie and Alex are back again for the third time with an EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION.
We have to talk about the movie! Luckily we have Jeff to come along on this ride and add the much needed 'Well Actually' we promised you all but never delivered on! Also you can consider this an inside scoop because Jeff can and will leave his entire life to go work on this movie. 
Join us for the third emergency broadcast as we discuss The Animorphs Movie. 

Episode 52: We discuss The Sacrifice

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie says this book falls short of perfect in some way she can't exlpain, Alex writes the longest explainer chapter she ever has, and we both feel so bad for Cassie.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 51: We discuss the Absolute

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie believes these controllers have no idea how to do morph good. Alex cackles out he's just like yeet the sledgehammer. We both realize at the exact same time that if you take the cello and turn it on it's side, celloooo you have a bass!
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 50: We discuss The Ultimate

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie hypes herself up for the past 50 books for the last 7 pages of this book, Alex has a lot of feelings, and we both love the study in Jake.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 49: We discuss The Diversion

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie accuses Gafinalin of being a giant mandalite. Alex loves grandma Controller, and we both think grizzly bears should opeate forklifts.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 48: We discuss The Return

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie hates David, Alex hates David, and we both hate David. 
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Ellimist: We discuss Part 2

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guests Joy & Anna to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Joy talks about Babylon 5, Anna talks about octopodes (octopi? Octopuses?), Kaycie talks about making a comic using only her brain powers, and Alex decides to throw Kaycie into a black hole with Anna and Joy's assistance. 
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Ellimist: We discuss Part 1

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guests Joy and Anna to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie HAS ARRIVED, Alex spices things up with spice puns, Joy delights us with tales of early IM names, and NEW GUEST ANNA delightfully asks 'and you're saying I don't want this?' in regards to a book covered in bodily fluids!
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 47: We discuss The Resistance

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie asserts you start taking social studies in middle school, Alex explores maple takeover, and we both think Isaiah redeems himself.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Emergency Transmission: An announcement and an interview!

Kaycie and Alex are back but not to  casually discuss the books! 
Surprise Andalite Bandalites! Some of you have asked us 'What will we do without you now that the end of the books are near?'. Well dear listeners, we don't want to contemplate the end just yet so we tell you what the game plan is and then we drop a dope interview! 
Surprise guest Boris Cabrera! 
Instagram: @ctbfit
Twitter: @citbfitness1

Episode 46: We discuss The Deception

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie whispers 'and they were roommates', Alex asks for any last thoughts at the start of the episode, and we both say 'as always... it gets worse'.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 45: We discuss The Revelation

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie delightedly yells 'Now this is podracing!', Alex fondly recollects how Kaycie taught her about cooking pizza, and we both LOVE this book.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 44: We discuss The Unexpected

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie yells 'Walk a mile in someone else's moccasins'!, Alex yells 'Vas is das'?!, and we are both horrified about people farting in airplanes.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Emergency Transmission: We discuss The Graphic Novel

Kaycie and Alex are back again for the first time with an EMERGENCY TRANSMISSION.
We have to talk about the graphic novel - stat! It was announced this week that Chris Grine is the artist and alongside that announcement 4 pages of sneak peak were revealed and we go art school on them.
Join us for the first emergency broadcast as we discuss The Graphic Novel of The Invasion. 

Episode 43: We discuss The Test

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie finds out about the Russian cocaine bear, Alex screams 'it's a new and improved formula!', and we both make a list of threatening foods.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 42: We discuss The Journey

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie jumps to the worst possible conclusion. Alex yells 'It just didn't work out man!' and we both spend a lot of time positing on how to drive a Barbie jeep.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Alternamorphs 2: We discuss The Next Passage

Happy holidays from Animorphs Anonymous! Welcome to the alternate universe where we double the amount of hosts!
Kaycie accuses Cassie of beefing it, Drew decides to send a letter back to the year 2000, David confidently says press B to become horse meat, and Alex finds out about Tootsie pop lore. 
Many thanks to our alternahosts Drew and David for choosing to record with us!Join us on the first and fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 41: We discuss The Familiar

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie screams fuck off, Alex says she likes that the Yeerks are just normal people, and we both love the children's choirs rendition of Down with the Sickness.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Megamorphs 4: Back to Before

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Myisha to casually discuss the Animorphs.
On this mission Kaycie refers to the Ellimist as that Dumbledore motherfucker, Alex insists Myisha would be great at shark wrangling for no reason, and Myisha shares her program to improve the sharing. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 40: We discuss The Other

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is extremely disappointed in Aximili, Alex learns about tropes and expands her knowledge, and we both are absolutely in love with Gafinilan and Mertil.
Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 39: We discuss The Hidden

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie loses her shit over the spider-man meme, Alex once again talks about Free Willy, and we both decide that it was plausible they correctly transported that buffalo despite original doubts. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 38: We discuss The Arrival

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie admits her fear of the fandom, Alex asserts Ax's arms are only good for hugging, and we both once again drag a musical number into this podcast. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 37: We discuss The Weakness

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie enjoys Ax quoting the teletubbies, Alex's bird gives his opinion on this book, and we both hate that the judge was named Sallie Forensic- what is this a kids book??Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 36: We discuss The Mutation

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is confused about what is happening, Alex writes her dissertation, and we both go on a long tangent about whales in captivity. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Visser: We discuss Part 2

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Myisha to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie come up with another new hit song, Alex says you can have it all ladies! And Myisha has seen the beginning of Daria. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Visser: We discuss Part 1

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Myisha to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie wishes serial killers were less ambitious, Alex loves that Star Trek almost ruined the Yeerk invasion, and Myisha is creeped out by the back of this book which she has had for years but didn't realize there was a sticker on it covering the creepy stalk eye thing it's got going on. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 35: We discuss The Proposal

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie asks for a t-shirt that says 'sad dad', Alex accuses Bob Ross of being a serial killer, and we both discuss Toupee's.Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 34: We discuss The Prophecy

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie predicts everything that happens, Alex is bored out of her mind, and we both end up developing a girl crush on Cassie.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 33: We discuss The Illusion

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie remembers the time Hunchback of Notre Dame hurt her, Alex explains how middle school dances work, and we both loose it over a trash kite. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 32: We discuss The Separation

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie yells 'Yeah, like for sure! Like totally!', Alex yells 'Fuck you ! For sure! Like Totally', and we both hate the word Daddy. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 31: We discuss The Conspiracy

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie announces our podcast is now about history, Alex accuses Jake of mansplaining, and we both try to figure out how a whale fits in a lake. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 30: We discuss The Reunion

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie finds out there's animorphs toys, Alex helps rate a gyro, we both agree to a new AA hashtag #jellydonutproblems.Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Megamorphs 3: Elfangor's Secret

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Shannon to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie thinks no one puts Rachel in a corner, Alex admits she would leave a baby at a Ren faire, and Shannon educates us about grenades. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 29: We discuss The Sickness

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie wants you to get up, Alex wants you to get down, and we both get down with the sickness.Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 28: We discuss The Experiment

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie tells us to put the beanie babies in the prenup! Alex inexplicably talks about Herbie the love bug, and we both discuss Kaycie's retirement plan which hinges on a Mew card. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 27: We discuss The Exposed

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie asserts opinions about penises, Alex loves the conjecture about 20 thousand somethings under the somethings, and we both adore the extremely polite Pemalite ship. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 26: We discuss The Attack

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie gets protective of her boy Ax,  Alex has a vendetta against Fran Drescher, and we both forgot what we asked you for...Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 25: We discuss The Extreme

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie says they done Ax dirty, Alex thinks Visser 3 is the daintiest boy, and we both want to hear more about Erek and Beethoven. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 24: We discuss The Suspicion

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie has a great time, Alex gets irrationally angry about lawn art, and we both think Cassie and Jake were adorable. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 23: We discuss The Pretender

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission we ask Oh what's in a name? Kaycie gets down to business to defeat the huns, and Alex walks us through a tale as old as time. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Hork-Bajir Chronicles: We discuss Part 2

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Joy to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie loses respect for Andalites, Joy weaponizes Chinese finger traps, and Alex sympathizes with the Yeerks, again. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous

Hork-Bajir Chronicles: We discuss Part 1

Kaycie and Alex are back with special guest Joy to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie makes the greatest jokes, Alex kind of cheers for the Yeerks, and Joy brings us the most logic and reason we have ever had on this podcast.  Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Alternamorphs 1: We discuss The First Journey

Happy holidays from Animorphs Anonymous! Welcome to the alternate universe where we double the amount of hosts and Kaycie and Alex find out that our friends are way funnier than we are, we get exceedingly upset about sloths, and a new movie is born- Honey, I shrunk my time travelling wife who bought a zoo.  Many thanks to our alternahosts Lilly and Marisa for choosing to record with us!Join us on the first and fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 22: We discuss The Solution

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie is upset, Alex is upset, we both are upset about David- but not our friend David who is great. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 21: We discuss The Threat

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Kaycie agrees David is a fuckwit, Alex asserts only shitty people are naked, and we both are confused about Matt's favorite movie being the last samurai. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.

Episode 20: We discuss The Discovery

Kaycie and Alex are back to casually discuss the Animorphs. On this mission Alex says David is the quintessential asshat, Kaycie finds the most victimized character in the book (David's bed), and we both do not like David. Join us each month on the first and the fifteenth for new episodes of Animorphs Anonymous.